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Roadster Builders :: Marriage
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Author:  The V8 Files [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:31 am ]
Post subject:  Marriage

A man invites his mate back home for dinner,
His wife screams at him
"I've not done my hair,
not done my make up,
not done any housework,
Not done the dishes & can't be bothered with cooking !
what the f**k did you invite him round for ? "


He says, "Cos he's thinking of getting married " :shock:

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