All times are UTC

 




Post new topic  Reply to topic  [ 2 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: women
PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 1:53 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:19 pm
Posts: 660
Name:
The Geography of a woman

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild, and naturally beautiful with bush land around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

The Geography of a Man

Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.


Top
   
 Post subject: Re: women
PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:39 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:19 pm
Posts: 660
Name:
forum/download/file.php?mode=view&id=109


Attachments:
picture.jpg
picture.jpg [ 61.08 KiB | Viewed 1169 times ]
Top
   
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic  Reply to topic  [ 2 posts ] 

All times are UTC

 


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron

Copyright 2016: Roadster Builders

 

Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Limited